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Smartass Comment of the Day

Smartass Comment of the Day

I think I should create a new category reserved for smartass comments made in randoms.

Here’s the first entry courtesy of Bloodsoed’s hunter in a random Deadmines. He had Kiril, Fury of Beasts, which gives a size buff when it procs.

Dude from other server: How come you are getting so big?

Bloodsoed: it’s called an ERECTION. When you grow up you might have them yourself.

Too bad I wasn’t there. I would have taken a screenshot.

Men!

Men!

I meet the most interesting people via the Random Dungeon Finder system, I kid you not.

We had a tank who got wife aggro just when we were on our way to the last boss in Heroic Vortex Pinnacle. He said wipe or no wipe, he had only one attempt and must leave after that. Unfortunately we wiped.

Fortunately, he managed to convince his wife he needed to try one more time, albeit in a manner that won’t him the Husband of the Year Award.

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I don’t care how blasé you’ve become in your marriage — to the point of being uncouth to each other — I don’t wanna hear that shit in party chat. If my husband talked about me like that to a bunch of strangers I would castrate him twice over.

Men!

Just Another Day in a Random Dungeon

Just Another Day in a Random Dungeon

I meet the most charming, well-mannered people via the Random Dungeon Finder system, I kid you not.

I’ll let the images speak for themselves. They were taken earlier in a Heroic Throne of the Tides run, where we wiped ON THE FIRST MOB.

Random Heroic - 1

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And The Reason Given Was…

And The Reason Given Was…

I meet the most interesting people via the Random Dungeon Finder system, I kid you not.

Normally, people put in the hackneyed acronyms AFK or DC as a reason to vote-kick someone out of the group.

Our beloved Dungeon Guide in Oculus saw a totally different reason:

Sand in Dick

Before that we had to remove another person due to a disconnect, and our tank gave “Sand in Vagina” as a reason to kick, which I thought was funnier.

Hmm, remind me never to have sex on the beach.

I Bet $100 You’re a Dude

I Bet $100 You’re a Dude

I meet the most interesting people via the Random Dungeon Finder system, I kid you not.

Boy, Powerwordlol of Rivendare was really, really, really grateful after the entire party agreed to go for Less-rabi and accomplished it.

Less-rabi 1

Less-rabi 2

Less-rabi 3

Less-rabi 4

No thanks, Powerwordlol.

First of all, I don’t have a dick.

Secondly, I bet $100 you’re a dude in real life, so I very much doubt you’d actually want to give head.

Grats on the achieve. Keep in mind that a simple “thank you very much” always suffices.

Too Much Information

Too Much Information

I meet the most interesting people via the Random Dungeon Finder system, I kid you not.

I’ll let the images speak for themselves. Sometimes, Too Much Information leaves me at a loss for words.

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