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Boob Tank

Boob Tank

I love learning new phrases to describe squishy tanks! “Its not my healing youre squishy as some fake tits.” “Excuse me but fake tits are actually more firm.” Lulz. Priceless!

Morthos of Deathwing

Morthos of Deathwing

In spite of my previous post, I managed to muster the courage to run a random Heroic and had my guildie Hellchild with me. Thankfully, it wasn’t Grim Batol but Lost City of Tol’vir. Only to encounter this arrogant Recount-obsessed man whore named Morthos from the Deathwing server. He kept spamming Recount after every fight. And after his last spam, he very charmingly yelled “C-C-C-CARRIED” thrice, then like the coward that he was, left party because anyone could retort. I…

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This Is Why I Hardly Run Heroic Cataclysm Dungeons These Days

This Is Why I Hardly Run Heroic Cataclysm Dungeons These Days

I wonder how Ghostcrawler is doing these days. I’d like to personally give him and his guys my thanks for making Cata Heroics so brutally unforgiving, that a fresh-for-heroics tank and healer have a learning curve of Biblical proportions to deal with, at the mercy of DPS like me. /end sarcasm Yes, folks, that’s 10 deaths. In Grim Batol, no less. No, I didn’t stay for an eleventh death. I wanted my Valor Points but hell, I am not so…

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Who Loves Piggy?!

Who Loves Piggy?!

I meet the most interesting people via the Random Dungeon Finder system, I kid you not. And today, I had the (dubious) honor of being grouped with Borean Tundra’s most notorious Trade Chat troll, Funnypiggy! Yes, I told myself, I finally get to run with a Legend!!! Too bad he died within the first 2 minutes of the fight. And I failed to see why he would need on a green item. Then he just started slacking off in the…

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33 Health Left

33 Health Left

I don’t have screenshots but believe me when I say that I was the only one alive when our random dungeon group completed Heroic – Halls of Reflection. And I had 33 HP left. Yup, you read that right. THIRTY-THREE. My guildie Bloodsoed was tank. Greaterbster, also from Borean Tundra, was heals. Grndsnfr of Hydraxis was RDPS and Wrathi of Quel’dorei was MDPS. Party started dying one after the other in the last wave. I popped Army of the Dead…

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Intermission: One Rude Tank and One Sick Couple

Intermission: One Rude Tank and One Sick Couple

My buddy mage Bloodsoe, who recently hit 80, invited me to a random where we had the misfortune of grouping with the tank from hell. Or should I say the tank from white trash hell. Now in spite of my potty-mouthed hissy-fits here on my website, I am by nature BIG ON BASIC COURTESY. That means being polite and considerate even to people whom you may not bump into again in future random runs. In my books, the onus is…

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