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The Sonic Pulse Generator

The Sonic Pulse Generator

Archaeology has got to be the most mind-numbing profession in WoW, but when RNG is kind enough to you, it can give you some of the niftiest toys around for transmog.

Like this super duper awesome Sonic Pulse Generator!

Sonic Pulse Generator Effects

Love the sonic ray waves it generates!

Oh Zinny, What I Would Give Up For You!

Oh Zinny, What I Would Give Up For You!

Name: Cloudrunner

Profession: Full-time Archaeologist obsessing with specializing in Troll artifacts, in search of two-handed sword Zin’rokh, Destroyer of Worlds

Number of Rare Artifacts Solved:

Voodoo Figurine: 1

Haunted War Drum: 1

Number of Common Artifacts Completed:

Zandalari Voodoo Doll: 10

Fine Bloodscalp Dinnerware: 9

Cinnabar Bijou: 11

Jade Asp with Ruby Eyes: 11

Feathered Gold Earring: 6

Gahz’rilla Figurine: 10

Lizard Foot Charm: 8

Tooth with Gold Filling: 10

Bracelet of Jade and Coins: 7

Eerie Smolderthorn Idol: 8

Drakkari Sacrificial Knife: 10

Fetish of Hir’eek: 6

Skull-Shaped Planter: 9

Atal’ai Scepter: 4

Current state of mind: Homicidal. Desperate. Is now contemplating on cutting a deal with Satan and sacrificing the following people at his altar in exchange for the sword:

The Kardashian Sisters

Kardashian Sisters

The cast of Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Cast

And last but not the least, the aptly-named Anthony D. Weiner

Anthony Weiner

Archaeology: Digging My Way to the Funny Farm

Archaeology: Digging My Way to the Funny Farm

When I said in a previous post that I was going to scale back my gaming a bit, I really did scale back by not running anything stressful on my main toons and by focusing on Archaeology, hoping at the same time that I would get Zin’rokh, Destroyer of Worlds for my Death Knight, but instead, I ended up with more useless crap which brought me to a mental rage:

– a Wisp Amulet, which turns me into a wisp (duh) when I right-click it

– the Puzzle Box of Yogg-Saron, which whispers profound shit like “Even death may die” (whoa, heavy!) and may just very well be the Rubik’s Cube from Hell. I made several attempts to open it, hoping it would yield some really useful Bind to Account gear, but all it does is make these little moans and groans, like a weary and frustrated Satan telling his succubus she was a disappointing lay.

Bones of Transformation, which turned me into this:

Bones of Transformation - Cloudrunner

…and which lasted for 20 seconds, slightly longer than it takes for a geek to ejaculate after getting a World First.

At the rate that RNG hasn’t been kind to me, Archaeology is becoming more and more of a time sink. As the owner of several characters on different realms, I have neglected so many of them in favor of my Exodar toons’ professions, achievements and whatnot. I know I could start scaling back on Archaeology, but I am still hoping, praying, wishing that the RNG gods would take pity on me soon before I start losing my marbles.

Okay, enough drama. Back to digging.