If I Were to Faction Change, Which Race Should I Choose?

If I Were to Faction Change, Which Race Should I Choose?

If Cloudrunner were to become Alliance, should I make him…

…Human?

Human DK

Yuck. Hate the ape arms.

Dwarf?

Dwarf DK

Fugly beyond words. ‘Nuff said.

Night Elf?

Night Elf DK

I hate Nelf guys. They look like male strippers.

Gnome?

Gnome DK

Oh hell no!

Draenei?

Draenei DK

So Cloudrunner goes from looking like a male supermodel to a refrigerator? No thanks.

Worgen?

Worgen DK

The sniffing sounds alone make me want to commit genocide.

Are there no attractive males in the Alliance???

6 thoughts on “If I Were to Faction Change, Which Race Should I Choose?

  1. Ape arms??? Maybe if the toon was darker they can use them long arms to reach the red flavored kool-aid. And I know you refuse to play a gnome due to the abundance of short jokes certain people can make. And a night elf as a male stripper??? Well, thats the closest thing to a blood elf in my opinon minus the fairy dust.

    1. I prefer BLUE-flavored Kool Aid. LOL!

      And yeah, about certain people making short jokes. I wonder who those individuals are. *cough cough

      You calling my pretty boy belf gay? You jelly? Fairy dust rocks!

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